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Whitest Jokes

I dated a dentist a while back,

She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.

What is the whitest African country?

Chad

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A couple is laying in bed after sex. The woman asks, “What part of my body do you like best?”

The man responds, “Well, those are the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across.”

What did Bill Clinton say when asked about

What did Bill Clinton say when asked about Monica Lewinsky's best feature?

She has the whitest teeth I've ever came across.

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A young man worked in the porn industry to pay his way through dental hygienist school.

A young man worked in the porn industry to pay his way through dental hygienist school. After graduating he took a job in a dentist office. One day a familiar looking woman arrived for a cleaning. Upon examination, he couldn’t help but notice her extremely white teeth. Suddenly he realized how h...

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A visit to the pope

A man walks into the barber's and says "I don't mind what you do so long as it looks smart, I'm going to see the pope".

"Oh not the pope! He's done nothing for the faith. I went to see him a while ago and he never even appeared. They said he wasn't feeling well. Pathetic if you ask me, lett...

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The Girlfriend Joke

Now, I need to caveat the beginning of this joke with some information. I'm a solid six-outta-ten, a real average looking guy. Never been too smooth wirth the ladies but whaddaya do, never been lonely neither.
So, one day I come home from work, I live in a little apartment complex, and I see acro...

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