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White Girls Jokes

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

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What do you call virgin white girls?

Tighty Whities.

What’s long, white, and gets longer because of white girls?

The line at a starbucks.

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

White girls be like.

40% Irish, 10% Native American, 5% Scottish,
20% French, 23% German and 2% Whole Milk.

What catch phrase do white girls and statisticians share in common?

"That's totally random"

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end
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How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

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A black guy, white guy, asian guy and hand puppet are sitting in a bar...

The black guy says, "You know the thing about dating black girls? They're crazy in bed, but you can never trust them around other guys."

The white guy says, "White girls are cute, but they're always spoiled and high-maintenance."

The asian guy says, "Asian girls are intelligent, but th...

So, today I found out that Starbucks coffee is an 8 on the ph scale

I guess that you could say all of those white girls are basic.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator.

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Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5?
Because they can't even!

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Why do white people have so many pets?
Because owning people is not legal anymore

**EDIT** Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) Th...

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