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What do you call a beer run but for when it’s White Claw?

A seltzer sprint.

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I think people who drink White Claw now are the same people who gave me shit for drinking a Smirnoff Ice instead of beer,

and I feel they owe me an apology.

What do you call a nail salon in a gentrified area?

White Claw.

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