White Cat Jokes

I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said "1 dollar for dirty joke." Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.

Homeless man: "Alright sir whats your name?"

Me: "John"

Homeless man: "So Johnny, there is blac... read more

I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.” Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.

Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?

Me: “asstasticbum”

Homeless man: “So asstasticbum, the... read more

He asked me if I had chosen a major and I said yes, that I'm learning about agriculture and domestic animal husbandry.

"Have they taught you about roosters yet?"

Actually, yes, it came up in my poultry farming class.

"How many legs does a black rooster have?"

Two, I answe... read more

A man and his best friend are chatting.

"How much legs does a black rooster have?"

The man responded with 2.

"How much beaks do they have?"

"1"

"How much eyes do they have?"

"2"

"Okay final question: How many whiskers does a white cat have?"

Th... read more

A man and his friend walk into a bar and see 5 black roosters and two white cats. He asks his friend "between the five roosters how many feet do they have?"

His friend responds "Ten of course!"

"Right, and between the roosters how many beaks do they have?"

"Five of course!"
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An old man at work today asked me if I was good at math, I answered yes. He then claimed that there was an imaginary fence of which a black rooster sat upon. He proceeded to ask me simple questions about this rooster;

Man: "how many feet are on the fence?"
Me: "2."
Man: "good, how many... read more

Q: Two black roosters strut by, how many beaks were there?
A: 2
Correct!
Q: A white cat runs by, how many teeth does it have?
A: Hell, I don't know!
You sure know a lot about black cock but not damn thing about white pussy!