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Whips And Chains Jokes

What do Rick Ross and a dominatrix have in common?

They're both interested in whips and chains.

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Anyone kinkier than you is a pervert...

A newly divorced man was feeling depressed, his wife had left him because he was too kinky in bed for her. He decided to go to the local bar and drink his blues away.
While sitting at the bar, he noticed a pretty lady at the other end, also looking sad. He decided to go chat her up a bit. Much t...

Another, yet different, three doors in hell joke.

So a man who who has just died was judged, and sent to hell. When he got there, the Devil stated that there were three doors, each leading to a different punishment, you were set free once someone else picked your door. Behind the first door was one of Satan's demons lashing a man with whips and cha...

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Good Girls, Bad Girls and Naughty Girls

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons
Naughty girls unbutton your pants


Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line
Naughty girls wax your nutsack


Good girls blush during sex scenes ...

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