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My black friend asked me where to find the color copier

I said it's 2015 and he can use whatever copier he wants to

How do eskimos always know where to find the best Seals?

They use their inuition

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Does anyone know where to find about 454 graham crackers?

I'm making a pound cake for dessert

Want to know where to find the worst pun in Alberta?

Call gary

I just hired a beautiful 21 year old girl to look after my 1 year old baby. Now I have two issues:

1. How to tell this to my wife

2. Where to find a 1 year old baby

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had *bean stalking* her.

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Guy gets a hotel room and asks for a hooker

A man heads to a seedy hotel to rent a room and asks the clerk where to find a prostitute.

The clerk says not to worry, he'll send one to the man's room in a few minutes.

The man goes to his room and sure enough, a few minutes later a prostitute knocks on his door.

"Hi honey, ho...

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