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Where There's A Will Jokes

You know what they say, where there's a will...

there's a funeral.

"Where there's a will, there's a way" is a great self motivational phrase

Until an inheritance is involved

Where there's a Will...

There's a dead relative.

Where there's a will...

There's always a couple of attorneys trying to contest it.

To everyone who gets offended by comedians making inappropriate jokes. Have you ever just wished that you could slap them silly? well fear not..

Where there's a Will there's a way.

Waymo announces partnership with Will Smith

Wasn't it obvious? Where there's a Will, there's Way(mo).



So sorry. I had to get it out. I'll show myself out now.

Will and the Narnidian

There was once a little shopkeeper that lived in Narnidia who sold various 'crafted' items. Eventually, he decided (for one reason or another) that he needed to move to the US. After moving, his very first customer walks in. The shopkeeper says, in a friendly manner, "Name?" The guy says "Will." Th...

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Paraprosdokians

* Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

* The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

* Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

* If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

* We never really g...

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

A man gets out of jail after serving a sentence for forgery

He finds that his mother has contracted a terrible disease and is on her death bed. He and his brother have a conversation about the inheritance. The brother asks "Do you think you'll get anything after all these years in prison?" The man confidently replies "I'm sure of it." His brother, confused, ...

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