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Where Do You Live Jokes

A redneck's father passed away in his sleep. So in the morning, he calls 911 to come pick up the body. The 911 operator told him that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. He replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?
There was a long pause and finally he said, "How 'bout if I drag him over to Oak Street and you pick him up there?"

People who won the lottery, where do you live?

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Where do you live?

A policeman finds a boy looking lost near a park:

Police: Where do you live?

Boy: With my parents

Police: Where do your parents live?

Boy: With me

Police: Where do you all live?

Boy: In our house together

Police: Where is your house?

Boy: Next ...

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I had a housewarming party last night

The next morning, I came downstairs to see someone I wasn't well-acquainted with but a friend of a friend lying on the kitchen on floor.

I told him, "Time to go home mate, up you get."

I helped pick him up but he immediately fell back down again.

"Alright you're obviously still ...

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A little boy starts kindergarten

The teacher tells the class, “Tomorrow, I want all of you to be able to tell me the first four letters of the alphabet.”

So the boy goes home and approaches his mother in the kitchen, and asks, “What’s the first letter of the alphabet?” His mother glares at him and says, “Shut up, I’m on the ...

A man walked into a bar..

A man walked into a local bar, ordered a beer. As he was waiting for his drink, a conversation between two strangers next to him drew his attention.

StrangerA: hey buddy, where do you live?
StrangerB: At Husenberg street near the local mall, in the appartments.
StrangerA:What a coincide...

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