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Where Do Babies Come From Jokes

My son rushed into my room and asked me, "DADDY! WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?"

me, being the good father I am, simply replied: "son, you're 40 years old. how do you not know this already? get a job already."

where do babies come from

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." ...

Where do babies come from?

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Johnny ask his dad: "where do babies come from?"

His dad awnsers: "Well babies come from the stork of course."

Johnny: "So the world is full of hot woman and my dad fucks a stork!"

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Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, “Then who fucks the stork?”

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A little boy says 'Daddy where do babies come from?'

His dad says 'a stork'

The boy says 'but who fucks the stork?'

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This kid does a show and tell for his 3rd grade class...

But first he wants to get some research on "where do babies come from". First the kid asks his mother and says "Mum, where do babies come from?" The mother replies, "the stork brought you here."
So the kid goes to his dad and asks him, "where do babies come from?"
The dad replies, "the stork b...

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Where do babies come from?

A little girl asks her dad "Where do babies come from?" and the dad explains to her "Well, babies are made when two people love each other and then the daddy puts his penis in the mummy's vagina."
The little girl then asks "If that is where babies com from then what does mummy get when daddy puts...

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A kid asks of his mother

A kid asks of his mother, "Mom, where do babies come from?" The mother gets frantic, thinking of what to say, "Oh, uh, they, um... they.... they come from a stork!" The kid goes "Yeah? Who fucks the stork?"

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One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug.” The daughter look...

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