Where are the Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures?
Aisle B, back
Where are the "Yes-men" and People Pleasers made?
The satisfactory
I went into a toy store to do some early Christmas shopping and asked the assistant, "Where are the Schwarzenegger dolls?"
He said, "Aisle B, back."
Where are the Super Duper Missile Project offices located?
Right next door to the The Ministry of Silly Walks of course.
Where are the most waffles dropped on the beach?
San Diego.
Where are the happiest people on earth?
At Chernobyl. They are radiating.
Where are the penguins?
A man is driving down the highway when he sees a transport truck wrecked on the side of the road, and 25 penguins waddling around outside it. He pulls over and the truck driver tells him, “Quick! You’ve gotta take these birds to the zoo while I wait for my auto club!” The man agrees and drives off w...
Where are the Poconos?
In the middle of your pocaface.
Made-up joke from a 9-year old: "Where are the king's armies?"
"Up his sleevies."
History is his-story, rambled the tumblrina... where are the records of the deeds of women?
that is a miss-story
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A woman goes to a sexshop and asks, "Where are the dildos?" and the attendant replies, pointing, "On that wall over there." The lady says, "I'll take that red one."
The attendant replies, "No, ma'am, I meant the wall *next* to the fire extinguisher."
An 85 year old couple is going on holiday, when they suddenly die in a plane crash...
They had been married for 60 years, and kept in good health due to their healthy diet and regular exercise.
When they reached heaven, St. Peter took them to their mansion, decked out with a fully stocked kitchen, master bath suite, and their very own jacuzzi. As his wife 'oohed' and 'aahed' a...
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