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When You Think About It Jokes

My wife and I were walking along the beach the other day...

"It's interesting, isn't it." I said. "A woman can walk down the beach in her bra and and people would stare and go, 'oh my, that's a bit wrong, that!' and yet, if she walked along the beach in a two piece bikini people wouldn't even bat an eyelid. And, when you think about it, a two piece b...

I just invented a new telepathically controlled air freshener.

It might sound crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it.

Did you all hear about the mind controlled air-freshener that Febreze is developing?

It's a bit crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it.

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When you think about it, a is a lot like a university.

They're both a lot easier to get into, if you're rich or an athlete.

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