UPJOKE

When You Realize Jokes

When You Realize You are Material for a Jeff Foxworthy Special

If you spend your entire Christmas gift budget at a Tractor Supply...

You might be a redneck.

What age were you when you realized you wanted to be a dancer?

I think I was around 5, 6, 7, 8

A wise man once said “Life becomes much more peaceful when you realize you are not responsible for the projections of others.”

…the movie theater manager then proceeded to reconsider his career.

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Every guy tells you they have an 8 inch Dick. It makes sense when you realize the formula they use to calculate it.

8==D

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An unexpected outcome of quarantine for men is when you realize that

your balls have never experienced such extended periods of freedom.

What do you say when you realize you’ve made a basic mistake?

OH

It's a sad moment when you realize

the trash goes out more often than you do.

In 1970, Doc Ellis pitched a no hitter on LSD

Which isnt that impressive when you realize the fact that in 1970, all the batters were on LSD as well

When you see pictures of the Holocaust it’s really sad

But it’s even more depressing when you realize the camera adds 10 pounds

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