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Every guy tells you they have an 8 inch Dick. It makes sense when you realize the formula they use to calculate it.

8==D

What age were you when you realized you wanted to be a dancer?

I think I was around 5, 6, 7, 8

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An unexpected outcome of quarantine for men is when you realize that

your balls have never experienced such extended periods of freedom.

What do you say when you realize you’ve made a basic mistake?

OH

It's a sad moment when you realize

the trash goes out more often than you do.

When you see pictures of the Holocaust it’s really sad

But it’s even more depressing when you realize the camera adds 10 pounds

What would you want do to?

The question is, what would you do when you realize you read it wrong?

People say its a Case of the Mondays

Tuesday is when you realize it's a preexisting condition

One buzzword in today’s business world is “Marketing”

Courtesy of a friend via email; this is a quick 'primer' on Marketing....
People often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, OK, here it is:

* You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing....

A guy walks Into a bar and says....

And says "Give me a drink, before the trouble starts."

So the bartender gets him a drink.
He drinks it and says "another drink, before the trouble starts."
And so the Guy pounds that and says "one more, before the trouble starts..."

Bartender asks "when's this trouble gonna start...

When a mosquito lands on your balls,

is the moment when you realize violence is not the answer

When one door closes, another one opens...

...and that is when you realize you've bought a really bad second hand car.

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Thoughts from 25-35 year olds

~Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.~

~I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.~

~I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.~

~I hate leaving my ho...

Life Changed

When you realize that the chicken crossing the road is a suicide joke...

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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20 Truths For Mature Humans

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1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap ...

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