When someone says to me, "A penny for your thoughts?" I ask for a quarter
It makes more cents.
When someone says get a grip,
Apparently around their neck is NOT what they meant
That moment when someone says "Hello"
and you panic and think you have suddenly friends, but that "someone" behind you just answered the phone.
What does Trump say when someone says he's orange?
I'm not orange, impeached!
Today I learned, when someone says ' take my breath away ' they...
don't mean their asthma pump.
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When someone says Jesus was a virgin
...I have to laugh. How about that one time he got nailed by a bunch of Romans?
It's always flattering when someone says "You've got a nice bum"
Except when you're having a prostate examination.
My go-to response when someone says "tell me a joke"
What did the clown say to the birthday boy? I don't do jokes, kid.
When someone says, "You are the last person on my list I would want to hurt!" there are two things to consider...
They already have a list and you are on it...
Jack Schitt, Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock a...
What is a Freudian slip?
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
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