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When One Door Closes Jokes

"When one door closes another door opens" he said

"That's all well and good", I replied, "but until you fix it I'm not buying the car."

My grandfather always said "when one door closes, another one opens."

Great man really, terrible cabinet maker.

"When one door closes, another opens", he said.

"That's all well and good", I replied, "but until you fix it I'm not buying the car."

Unfortunately, the site I got this joke from many months ago is now down so I can't give them the credit it deserve. But here's a different site with it anyway... Edit: someone said the website is banned on ...

At a particular down point in my life, my mother told me "Remember, son, when one door closes, another one opens."

I said "Mom, it doesn't work that way in jail."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I recently got fired from my job fitting interiors and my friend said, "well, when one door closes, another door opens" I said "thanks for the support man, appreciate it"

He said: "It's not support, you're shit at fitting doors"

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