Freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult
"When life gives you lemons...
Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down -...
When life gives you lemons...
... a simple surgery can give you melons.
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When life gives you lemons...
Get a job and stop worrying abt ur fuckin’ lemons
When life gives you lemons...
...take advantage of lemon law.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations
F=ma
When life gives you lemons...
Peel one of the lemons in front of the others... You know, to send a message.
Well my father always told me, "when life gives you lemons,
chances are you're in the fruit aisle and shouldn't overthink the situation
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