When I'm Gone Jokes - 3 Hilarious When I'm Gone Jokes

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A man is dying of cancer...

But he tells everyone he's dying of aids

His son asks him why.

He replies "So no one will have with my wife when I'm gone"

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An Irish father and son are drinking at their local pub

The father says, "Well, boyo, I've got some bad news. I've been to the doc, and your old Da's got cancer. Ain't got much longer now, t'aint nothin to be done."

"Da!" says the son, "That's horrible! Well, I guess we better get to drinking, then, shouldn't we?"

"Two pints of the black st...

An Irishman visits the doctor and is told he is dying of cancer...

Old Seamus visits the doctor and is told he is dying of cancer and has only a few months to live. He calls his son and invites him to meet him at the pub where he delivers the sad news.

"But son," he says, "even on a gloomy occasion such as this one, 'tis our custom to drink to health and de...

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