Upon arriving in hell, I was surprised to find a clerk asking me, “In which military would you like to serve?” Turns out Alexander the Great, Napoleon, and Otto Von Bismarck overthrew Satan centuries ago and have been fighting each other ever since.
"Oh, that’s an easy one, ” I reply.
The clerk looked at me, skeptical.
“You don’t even want to talk to a recruiter? They can tell you all about the perks of each side.”
“No thank you. I know Napoleon will never lose.”
“Well, that’s a pretty stron...
I'd love to make a joke about Valve releasing a new game when hell freezes over...
But then again, hell actually might freeze over.
Some Minnesotans went to hell.
They were so happy that it was nice and warm there. So, Satan turned the heat down, The Minnesotans then were happy because when hell freezes over, the Minnesota Vikings will win the Super Bowl.
The Devil goes to check on his prisoners.
The devil is checking on all of hells prisoners. So he walks by the first cell, this cell has two Americans in it. "Please, please turn down the heat!" They cry as the devil laughs to himself "good, good." The devil then stops at the second cell, this cell holds two Canadians. These Canadians are lo...
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