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When Chuck Norris Jokes

When Chuck Norris made a joke about Will Smith's wife...

Will Smith slapped himself.

When Chuck Norris was born…

The doctor said “Congratulations! You have two healthy parents.”

When Chuck Norris was a kid

His parents slept in his bed when they were scared

I fear the day will come when Chuck Norris is no longer with us…

…that will be the day everyone dies except Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris went to his first driving lesson

He got in the car and said “Ok. This is lesson number 1.”

When Chuck Norris gets suncream on his skin...

The sun is protected from him

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,

he turns the dark off.

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A fucking Chuck Norris joke I made when I was 7

What happens when Chuck Norris kicks the bucket?

He breaks a couple floors

When Chuck Norris was a baby, his mother called him Chuckie.

Once.

When Chuck Norris played Texas Hold 'em, he got pocket rockets...

...suited.

Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris' code throws exceptions, it's across the room.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key, because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded....

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris goes to a pride parade, everyone goes straight home..

Some Chuck Norris Jokes

- Chuck Norris doesn't pet any animals. Animals pet themselves when he approaches them.

- Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.

- When Chuck Norris enters the room, even the chairs are standing up.

- Chuck Norris doesn't need to flush...

Chuck Norris Compilation

Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...

Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because n...

So I wrote some Chuck Norris jokes the other day...

The devil once sold his soul to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't speak, he thinks loudly.

New Orleans didn't flood because of a hurricane. Chuck Norris did a canon ball into the Gulf of Mexico.

Chuck Norris once punched the Tower of Pisa.

Chuck Norris doesn't fart, beca...

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When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity,

he got it back!

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