Just mentioned to the missus that I’ve always had a bit of a thing for Beyoncé. “Whatever floats your boat.” she said.

“No.” I said. “That’s buoyancy.”

I have a friend with a bouyancy fetish

Well whatever floats your boat

I met this guy who liked to put helium balloons in his ship

Whatever floats your boat I guess

Person 1: For the last time, it's not "reverse gravity", it's called BUOYANCY

Person 2: *shrugs* Whatever floats your boat

I met a guy whose job was to find new solutions to decrease the density of water transport.

I was like, hey, whatever floats your boat, man.

My friend always wants to talk about the scientific principle of buoyancy.

It's not interesting to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Stupid Joke

I'd like to name my kid buoyancy, but whatever floats your boat.

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