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What starts with W, ends with T and has two letters in between.

Just stating the obvious.

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What starts with “f” and ends with “k”?

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what exactly is your problem?”
Harry answered, “I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she! I think I should be in the 3rd gra...

What starts with "e," ends with "e," and contains one letter?

An envelope.

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What starts with "Fuck" and ends with "You"?

Your mother's pregnancy.

What starts with T, ends with T, but only has T in ?

Teapot

My wife said to me, "What starts with 'F' and ends in 'K'"?

I said, "No, it does'nt"

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope
EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What starts with P ends in S, and no woman can get enough of?

Pockets!

What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry?

Popcorn

What starts with a f and ends with uck.

No, it definitely doesn't.

What starts with an A and makes up everything?

Amber Heard.

What starts with f and ends with u c k

Firetruck you dirty language monster

What starts with O, ends with N I O N S, and makes Americans cry?

Opinions

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby

What starts with w, sometimes starts with s, but never starts with n.

That is all

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

What starts with F and end in uck?

*Firetruck

What starts with p and ends with "orn"?




*popcorn!

What starts with TR and ends with UMP?

TRASH DUMP

What starts with PO, ends with RN and goes great with TV?

Popcorn

What starts with two i‘s and ends with an i and an r?

A pirate with bad luck

What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a 1000 letters?

Post office.

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What starts with G, ends with Y, and is something you really wouldn't want your son to be?

Grumpy, you homophobic fucks.

What starts with I, ends with I and has an I in it?

Answer: >!Illuminati!<

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A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd grade class. The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4".

The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Boy: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Boy: 12.

The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send ...

What starts with Co-, ends with -s, and has been a real scourge to the USA lately?

Congress.

What starts with M, ends in DMA, and was an exciting surprise at the party?

My Grandma

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What starts with a V and ends with an A and makes everybody feel that special feeling that they feel when they just got fucked?

Veterans Administration of America.

What starts with H, ends with S, and can be found below my waist and above my legs?

Handcuffs.

What starts with a 'c', ends with an 's', emerged in 2019 and makes you sick if you are exposed to it?

Cats

What starts with a 'C' and ends with a 'T', is hairy and oval on the outside and creamy on the inside?

A coconut.

What starts with "A" and has a higher chance of being inflicted upon you if you get vaccinated?

Adulthood.

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