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What Rhymes With Jokes

My buddy said, "What rhymes with orange?"

I pondered for a while and thought..."No, it doesn't."

From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You.

Why I oughta...!

What rhymes with “boo” and really stinks?

You

What rhymes with Tortilla?

I'm making a rap.

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What Rhymes with “Freudian slips”?

“My mother’s tits”, oh shit I meant to say paper clips

What rhymes with donut

Wow, it actually does!

One monkey says to another monkey, “what rhymes with Banana” and the other monkey says

“No it doesn’t.”

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What rhymes with angaina and makes alot of babies?

China. You dirty bastard.

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