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What Kind Of Bee Jokes

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what kind of bee produces milk?

a boobee

What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe!

What kind of bees live in America?

US Bees

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What kind of bees make milk?

Boobies.

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What kind of Bees produce milk?

There is no creature for which this is more true than the honey bee. Amazingly, queen bees are genetically exactly identical to worker bees. But they’re fed a different diet from worker bees their whole lives, from the time they are tiny larvae, until the day they die. This different meal plan cause...

What kind of bees produce milk?

Boo bees.

(Not mine, my friend told me this joke but he doesn’t have Reddit.)

What kind of bees eat people?

Zombies!

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What kind of bees makes milk?

Boobees













I'll walk my self out thank you!

Dad's joke: What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee

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What kind of bees make milk, not honey?

Boobies

From my college buddies son. He followed it up with, "I don't get it" which I found better

What kind of Bees make milk?

Boo-bees (say it out loud =D)

NOTE: Not original. My uncle heard it on the radio, told it to me, and I shared it with you guys.

My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me.

What kind of bee's make milk?


Boo-bee's

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My kids won’t stop telling this joke......

Q: What kind of bees make milk?


A: Boobies

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Les gooooo

What’s the difference between a microwave and a woman?
A man will actually press and pull a microwave’s buttons and knobs.

What do you call a useless piece of skin on a penis?
A man.

What kind of bees make milk?
Boo-bees.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Asshole!
Ass...

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What are some of the first jokes you ever heard?

Mine is "What kind of bee's make milk. Boobies!"

Please note that the jokes should be more for nostalgia's sake rather than funniness (but that is a plus).

The joke my 9 year old brother made so much better.

What kind of bee is the most dangerous?

The Hepatitis Bee.

(My brother: "Please tell me that joke!"

Me: "no, it's a grown-up joke."

Brother: "Please? I know I'll get it!")

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