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What Is Green Jokes

My Fav St Pat's Day joke, "What is green and sits on your back porch?"

Patio (Paddy'O) Furnitue

Happy St Patrick's Day my internet friends!

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A pool table

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What is green and loves going camping?

A Boy Sprout

What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies?

A garbage truck

What is green, and sings

Elvis Parsley

What is Green Arrow's superpower?

He can turn left whenever he wants.

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What is green and quickly turns red if you push a button?

A frog in a blender

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

What is green and eats nuts?

Syphilis

What is Green and weighs not that much

Light Green

What is green and races out of your nose at 200 MPH?

A Lambooghini!

What is green and hairy and goes up and down?

A gooseberry in a lift.

What is green, has four sides and hurts if it hits your head?

A pool table

What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

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