What Is A Pirate Jokes

Planks.
His favorite is chest day.

You think it be 'R', but a pirates first love will always be the 'C'!

The one from the General Manager telling him he's been traded to the Mets.



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A sunken chest and no booty.

You may've thought it was Marrrrrvel, but his first love is always DC.

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A pirate’s favourite letter is “P”

It looks like an Arrrrgh, but it’s missing a leg!

"You've just won your defamation case."

Arrr Sea cola

P

Without it, they'd be irate.

Gee, I didn’t see that coming.

You'd think it'd be "R", but me heart belongs to the "C".

The ones they get in bottles!

M-80.


Happy 4th of July!

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PBAaaaarrrrr....

A letter of marque from the queen absolving him of all crimes in exchange for helping fight the French.

It's not 'R.' A pirates's true love is the 'C.'

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I hope this isn't a repost

It is clearly double D as they are mostly males who can't stand a sunken chest and no booty.

(New original take on old joke)

You thought it was the R but it's actually the C.

I'll see myself out.

Arr B&B

(not to be confused with their favorite fast food, Arr B's)

Well, it's a split between 'D', 'M', 'C' and 'A'.

Aye. Ye might say aarrrrgon, but no, it's the element of surprise!

Pirates are illiterate, most don't know the alphabet.

The hard arrrrr

Answer: Arrrrghhh!
Response: Nay! 'Tis the SEA we love!!

*My brother-in-law told me this one!

Δπ/Δt

[read with a pirate accent when they most likely say, "RRRRR"]

"You'd think it'd be R but 'tis the C they love"

A letter of marque and reprisal, which granted treatment as a prisoner of war if captured, provided the former pirate turn over a proportion of his prizes to the issuing government. Used as a convenient way for otherwise underprepared belligerent nations to expand their navies in times of war, lette... read more

Jason and the Arrrghonauts

AAAArhhhh/C boats.

The sails!

The HI-C!

(punchline must be said in proper pirate voice)

(this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

The Yar-d

His sc*aaarrrr*f

Every body says its the "R" but it is actually the "C."

The first sailor, with a smug look on his face, haughtily walks up to the captain and says "Obviously it's RRRRRRR!". The captain slowly shakes his head and says "RRRRRR you kidding me?" before throwing the sailor overboard to the sharks. The second sailor, a little wary now but still feeling confid... read more