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What is a Karen called in Europe?

An American

What is a Pirate's favorite letter?

The one from the General Manager telling him he's been traded to the Mets.



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Mommy, what is a Canadian?

Citizen of Canada. Get it?

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What is a white nationalists favourite porn site ?

Only Klans

What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?

Dear Sir or Madam,

Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.



Sincerely,



The Internet Provider

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What is a penis?

There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don't know." At that time he hears his mom calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch. Then he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and asks him, "What ...

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What is a profession that begins with “P”, is often criticised, and is known for fucking people and taking their money?

Politician.

What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?

Boo tea.

(Courtesy of my 6 year old)

What is a pdf file

And why is my uncle under arrest for being one

If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?

Annoying

What is a terrible name for a dog.

Yes. Yes it is.

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest and no booty.

What is a Bear with no teeth called?

A gummy bear...

"What is a tragedy?", asks Trump.

During one of his campaign trips Donald Trump is visiting an elementary school and goes into one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asks Mr. Trump if he would like to lead the discussion of the word “Tragedy.” So he asks th...

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What is a prostitute's favourite musical note length?

A crotch.

A group of dogs is a pack. A group of crows is a murder. What is a group of Karen's?

A Home Owners Association.

What is a Linux user's favorite game?

sudo ku

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What is a pirate's favorite element in the periodic table?

Gold. Why the fuck would a pirate need Argon?

What is another name for a gynocoloist ?

A private investigator.

What is a Viking’s favorite car?

…….a Fjord Explorer.

What is a chef's favorite gun?

A-salt-rifle

I'll show myself out

What is another name for a cow's fart?

Dairy air from a derriere.

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

What is a librarian's favourite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is a 6.9?

A great thing ruined by a period.

What is a vampire’s favorite ship?

A blood vessel!

What is a phlebotomist’s favorite song?

“You’re So Vein.”

What is a wok?

A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit when you have no wifle.

What is a mathematician's favorite hockey team?

the Edmonton Eulers

What is a pirates least favorite workout?

Planks.
His favorite is chest day.

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What is a teenager's idea of safe sex?

Locking the car door

What is a frog's favourite drug?

Croakaine

What is a chameleon that cannot change color?

A reptile dysfunction

What is a country?

Any tree that you don't like!

What is a kite's favorite fast food restaurant?

Wendy's

What is a rednecks favourite fruit?

Pump kin...

What is a Yankee?

Same as a quickie but you do it by yourself!

What is a Pirate's favorite letter?

"You've just won your defamation case."

What is a skeleton’s favorite vegetable?

Corn on the macabre

What is a government mandate?

When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.

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What is a hippies favorite kind of sex?

Aural

What is a cannibals favorite restaurant?

Five Guys

What is a doctor who specializes in Adam's apples called.

A guyneckologist.

[NSFW] What is a guaranteed way to make a Weiner hard?

Put it in the microwave for about 2 minutes.

What is a suicide bombers worst fear?

Dying alone!

What is a pirates favorite letter?

You think it be 'R', but a pirates first love will always be the 'C'!

What is a conservative provocatuer's favorite game?

Mad Libs

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What is a package that is smuggled in rectum called?

An arcel.

What is a marine snail’s favorite lunch meat?

A-Bologna!

What is a plants favorite instrument?

A photo-synth-esizer

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What is a chronic masturbator’s favorite piece of attire?

A jacket.

What is a Canadian's favorite board game?

Sorry!

What is a vampire's favourite thing to do?

Crack open a boy with the cold ones.

Mom, what is a girlfriend?

Mom, what is a girlfriend?

When you grow up, you will know.

Can I have one?

Yes, when you grow up and be a good boy, you'll have a girlfriend.

What if I become a bad boy?

You' ll have many.

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoes?

Vans

What is a group of mute performers standing on a grassy plain called?

A mime field.

What is a pervert’s favorite kind of stationery?

A Barely Legal Pad

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