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What is a good slogan for an abortion clinic?

Donโ€™t kid yourself

What is a good pill to take when you need to relax?

A laxative.

What is a good measure of how likely a girl is to let you f**k her in the ass?

Rule of thumb

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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