What has two thumbs and got in an accedent while playing the knife game?

Not this guy!

What has two thumbs and 100k karma on their cake day?

Not me.

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What has two thumbs and just got fucked?

My weird, deformed hand

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What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

Bob Kelso

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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