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What has a 1000 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has a bottom at its top?

A leg

What has a tattoo of a dragon squeaks when you eat it?

Halloumi Rapace.

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(Phone conversation) what has a tiny penis and hangs down?

A bat.

What has a huge penis and hangs up?

*click*

What has a trunk and no legs?

An elephant with no legs.

What has a mouth but never speaks,

Has a bed but never sleeps,

And has legs but never walks?

 

A mute, crippled insomniac

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What has a jumbo jet and your mum got in common?

They've both got a big cockpit.

What has a beer belly, but doesn’t drink any beer?

A bear.

(This works best in a Jamaican accent)

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