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What Happens When You Die Jokes

What happens when you die?

Lots of stuff! It just doesn't involve you.

Son "What happens when you die?"

Dad "Nothing. Death is the end. There is nothing beyond."

Son "No, I mean what happens when YOU die? Do I get your house and car?"

My young sister: What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven.

My young sister: No no. I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?

 

 

Btw, my sister is 28 years old.

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"Do you know what happens when you die? " this priest said to me,

"Well yes, " I replied, "the kids will argue over my shit, the wife will probably shag my brother again and everybody who thinks I am a proper cunt will go round telling my family what a great bloke I was. "

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