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What Happens When You Cross Jokes

What happens when you cross a chicken with a turbocharger?

Fast food.

What happens when you cross Santa Claus with five shots of tequila?

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.

What happens when you cross a sheep with consequence?

Ramifications

What happens when you cross a rhinoceros with a dolphin?

You get horn-ee-ee-ee-ee

What happens when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog

What happens when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens when you cross a hyiena with a guitar?

You get a Yamaha ha ha ha ha

What happens when you cross a dog and a calculator?

You get a friend you can count on.

What happens when you cross alcoholism and books of literary merit?

Tequila Mockingbird

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

What happens when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

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What happens when you cross an onion and a donkey?

Most of the time you get a hairy onion.


Sometimes though you’ll get a piece of ass that will make you cry.

What happens when you cross a grown kitten, a donkey, and a champion?

A cat-ass-trophy.

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