UPJOKE

My teacher used to always keep us in check by saying "What goes up must come down"

Great guy, bad flight instructor

What goes up must come down. But what doesn’t?

Gas prices

A US Air Force drill instructor stood in front of his new recruits.

"Recruit Bains!" He yelled. "Where did you enlist?"

"In California, sir," Bains replied. "There was an Air Force recruiting station next to a Navy recruiting station."

"Then why," the D.I. asked, "Did you choose the Air Force?"

"Because, sir," Bains answered. "What goes up mu...

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