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What goes with the Coronavirus?

Lyme Disease

Edit : Thanks For All The Awards!

What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?

Gum

(From my 8 y/o) What goes “Oooooooooooooooo”

A cow with no lips!



Edit: Silver! Thanks, my son will be stoked! After I explain to him what that even is 🤣

And Gold! You guys rock, he’ll love it!

Platinum!?! Wow 👌🏼💪🏼

What goes down longer than a dirty street hooker?

Reddit's servers.

What goes oooooooooooo!!?

A cow with no lips.

My five-year-old granddaughter told me that this morning.

What goes well with Corona Virus?

Lime Disease.

What goes down but never goes up?

My parents expectations of me

What goes 99 clunk, 99 clunk?

A centipede with a peg leg

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What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer thinks blondes are dumb and that he can get one over on her easily, so the lawyer asks if the blonde would like to play a fun game.

The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely decl...

What goes up must come down

And if it doesn’t within 4 hours you should see a doctor

What goes 'boooooo' 'boooooo'?

A cow with a stuffy nose...

What goes: Clop Clop Clop Bang Bang Bang Clop Clop Clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, red?

Half a zebra

What goes up but not down?

Student Loans

What goes “ha ha ha ha ha ha..kerplop”

Somebody laughing their head off

What goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?

So this Indian guy is sitting next to Einstein and Einstein says you know its a long flight why don’t we have a competition? I will ask you a question and if you cant answer it you will give me $5 and than you can ask me a question and if I cant answer your question I will give you $500. The Indian ...

What goes green, green, red, green, red, red?

A frog in a blender

What goes quick quick?

A South African duck

What goes VROOM ERT! VROOM ERT! VROOM ERT!

A blond at a flashing red light.

What goes Oh! Oh! Oh!

Santa walking backwards.

what goes in one ear and out of the other one at the same time?

pickaxe

What goes through a potato's brain?

Tater thoughts.

How the life was decided what goes where...

Joke for the day:

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking.
How about only ten yea...

What goes down an alley and has holes in it?

Batman’s parents

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What goes good on pie, but not on pussy?

**crust**

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What goes hahahaha "thud"

Someone who just laughed their ass off

What goes black white black white black white black white...? A penguin rolling down a hill!

What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!

What goes on forever with no head?

A loveless marriage.

What goes blonde brunette blonde brunette blonde?

Paris Hilton doing cartwheels

What goes “quack, quack, quack?”

A junkie with a speech impediment

Flat-Earthers believe in karma, too. They be like ' What goes around....

comes across'.

What goes through someone's mind when jumping to their death?

Their spine.

What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?

A tea bag!

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