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If someone makes their fortune in ships, we call them a shipping magnate and if someone makes their fortune in oil, we call them an oil magnate. So what do you call someone who makes their fortune...

...selling fridges?

If professionals make difficult tasks look easy, what do you call someone who makes easy tasks look difficult?

A coworker

What do you call someone who makes sound effects when they urinate?

An onomato-pee-a

What do you call someone who makes a spelling error AFTER editing their comment?...

An Ediot!

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