What Do You Call An Irishman Jokes - 16 Hilarious What Do You Call An Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman in a bulletproof vest?

Rick O’Shea

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what do you call an Irishman hanging from the ceiling?

"Sean D'Olier" ........ What do you call his wife "Crystal"

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What do you call an Irishman sitting outside?

Paddy O’Furniture.

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor? [OC]

A quadriplegic.

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What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irishman who sits around your back yard all day?

Paddy O’Furniture.

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What do you call an Irishman standing in a field in China?

A rice Paddy!

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What do you call an Irishman pointing a gun at you?

Eamonn.

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What do you call an Irishman with a homoerotic tongue fetish?

Gaelic

What do you call an Irishman who can deflect bullets?

Rick O' Shea

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What do you call an Irishman who smokes marijuana?

A baked potato

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What do you call an Irishman who likes men and women?

Birish.

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What do you call an Irishman with two broken arms?

sober

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What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

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Al the Irish jokes I've heard - Irish this sub a happy St. Patrick's Day!:

* What do you get when you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy? A rash of good luck.
* What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
* Why shouldn't you iron a 4-leaf clover? You'd be pressing your luck.
* What instrument did the diva musician play on St. Patrick's day? Brag-pipes....

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