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What Do You Call An Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman in a bulletproof vest?

Rick O’Shea

what do you call an Irishman hanging from the ceiling?

"Sean D'Olier" ........ What do you call his wife "Crystal"

What do you call an Irishman sitting outside?

Paddy O’Furniture.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor? [OC]

A quadriplegic.

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman who sits around your back yard all day?

Paddy O’Furniture.

What do you call an Irishman standing in a field in China?

A rice Paddy!

What do you call an Irishman pointing a gun at you?

Eamonn.

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What do you call an Irishman with a homoerotic tongue fetish?

Gaelic

What do you call an Irishman who can deflect bullets?

Rick O' Shea

What do you call an Irishman who smokes marijuana?

A baked potato

What do you call an Irishman who likes men and women?

Birish.

What do you call an Irishman with two broken arms?

sober

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

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Al the Irish jokes I've heard - Irish this sub a happy St. Patrick's Day!:

* What do you get when you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy? A rash of good luck.
* What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
* Why shouldn't you iron a 4-leaf clover? You'd be pressing your luck.
* What instrument did the diva musician play on St. Patrick's day? Brag-pipes....

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