What Do You Call An Alligator Jokes - 15 Hilarious What Do You Call An Alligator Jokes

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

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What do you call an Alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?

A dialogator

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What do you call an alligator showing off his spine flexibility on the internet?

E-Reptile Disc Function

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What do you call an alligator addicted to drugs?

A crackhead-ile

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What do you call an alligator without scales, tail, limbs or teeth?

A nothingator.

~ 4 yr. old nephew came up with it

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What do you call an alligator that can't get a boner?

Reptile Dysfunction

What do you call an alligator that solves crimes and day trades on the side?

An Investigator

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion.

(7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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In need of your CORNIEST joke

My job does zoom meetings every day at 11, and tomorrow our ‘task’ is to come up with a corny joke. The cornier, the better. What do you got for me?

I can find jokes like this on google:
What do you call an alligator detective?

An investi-gator.

But I really wanna blow peopl...

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Pun time!!

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Horrible funny joke

What do you call an alligator in a vest....? An Invest-agator

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My 6 year old niece told me this one.

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

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An investigator

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