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What Do You Call A Nun Jokes

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What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?

Roman Catholic.

what do you call a Nun with Jedi powers?

A force of habit

What do you call a nun praying and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole

What do you call a nun 10,000 feet in the air?

Nun of the above

What do you call a nun with gonorrhea?

A burning bush!

What do you call a nun's birthday party?

A celibation

What do you call a nun who is a washing machine?

Sista Matic

What do you call a Nun in a Blender?

Twisted Sister.

What do you call a nun trained in martial arts?

A nun-ja.

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What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

 

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What do you call a nun who works at NASA

A physister!

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.


I'll see myself out.

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