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What Do You Call A Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse with the horn? A unicorn. What do you call a horse without the horn?

A eunuchorn.

What do you call a horse with good mental health?

Stable

What do you call a horse mixed with a sheep?

Your new neigh-baaa

What do you call a horse who talks about you behind your back?

A naysayer.

What do you call a horse meat sandwich in Kentucky?

Last placed.

What do you call a horse with one eye?

Cy-clops.

What do you call a horse that's fallen of a bridge?

Dead.

What do you call a horse who lives nearby?

A neeeiiiiiiiggghhhhhbor.

What do you call a horse that can read, write and tell jokes?

A stable genius.

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

What do you call a horse who goes freerunning?

Sarah Jessica Parkour

What do you call a horse that's always doing things half-assed?

A mule

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor.



Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

(cocks gun) put down.

What do you call a horse that was average in school?

A *C horse*

(Hah)

What do you call a horse who likes crackers?

Seatriscuit

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