What do you call a fish that performs surgery in freshwater?
Lake sturgeon.
Dad, what do you call a fish with two legs?
A two-knee fish.
Courtesy of my 8-year old. Thought it was pretty good lol.
What do you call a fish out of water?
Dry! As told by my 3 year old son.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fshhhh
(This works a lot better if you say it out loud)
What do you call a fish made of two Sodium atoms?
2Na
What do you call a fish that provides woodland services, primarily pruning and treatments to preserve old or damaged trees.
A tree sturgeon
What do you call a fish that 3.14 inches long?
πrahna
What do you call a fisherman fishing with a gun
A school shooting
What do you call a fish who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about an activity, subject, or pastime?
An aficionado!
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