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What do you call a fish looking for cancer treatment.

Finding chemo.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

What do you call a fish stuck in a tree?

A fish stick!

My 4 year olds first joke.

What do you call a fish that eats ass?

A bottom feeder.

What do you call a fish wearing a suit?

Sofishticated.

What do you call a fish that absolutely loves washing itself?

Cod in a bath romance

what do you call a fish who's all dressed up?

So-Fish-Ticated

What do you call a fish you haven't put on the scale yet?

*The one you gotta weigh...*

What do you call a fish who raps?

A. Swim Shady

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two knee fish.

Pretty sure you have heard this one before but here goes nothin: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

What do you call a fish that won’t walk away from a poker table?

A gambling haddock.

What do you call a fish that is not smart, a dumb bass

Now laugh

What do you call a fish that murdered someone?

Gill-ty

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

You call it a fish. Having a disability doesn't mean you're a new species, ya jerk!

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What do you call a fish on a plane?

Flying fish.

What do you call a dog on a plane?

Flying dog.

What do you call a turd on a plane?

Air force one.

What do you call a fish that's been pressure cooked ?

fishhhh...



fishhhh...



fishhhh...

What do you call a fish that's going to jail?

Gillty


Credit: my 7 year old nephew

What do you call a fish that is pressure cooked ?

Fishhhhhhhh
Fisssssshhhhh
Fiisssshhhhhhhh
(Three whistles )

What do you call a fish that can't stop sneezing?

Achoona Fish

What do you call a fish that performs surgery in freshwater?

Lake sturgeon.

Dad, what do you call a fish with two legs?

A two-knee fish.

Courtesy of my 8-year old. Thought it was pretty good lol.

What do you call a fish out of water?

Dry!
As told by my 3 year old son.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fshhhh



(This works a lot better if you say it out loud)

What do you call a fish made of two Sodium atoms?

2Na

What do you call a fish that provides woodland services, primarily pruning and treatments to preserve old or damaged trees.

A tree sturgeon

What do you call a fish that 3.14 inches long?

πrahna

What do you call a fisherman fishing with a gun

A school shooting

What do you call a fish who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about an activity, subject, or pastime?

An aficionado!

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