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What Do You Call A Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that steals?

A robber duck.

What do you call a duck with a drug problem?

A quack head

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What do you call a duck without a nose?

A duck. They don’t have noses. They have beaks.

What do you call a dog without a nose?




Whatever his name is. Don’t be a jerk and call him names because he has no nose.

What do you call a duck that can see the future?

Clairbuoyant.

Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction.

I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What do you call a duck that steals the letters A, E, I, O, and U?

A foul vowel fowl.

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What do you call a ducks fart?

Butt quack

What do you call a duck that always hits the target?

A quackshot

What do you call a duck that can't sing?

Drake.

What do you call a duck with fangs?

Count Quackula.

What do you call a duck that falls out of a palm tree?

A quackanut

What do you call a mouse on 2 legs

Friend "i dont know"
Me "mickey mouse"
Me "what do you call a duck on 2 legs"
Friend "donald duck"
Me " all ducks idiot"

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