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What do you call a doctor that inspects penises?

A Guynecologist

What do you call a doctor who was last in his class in medical school?

Doctor.

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?

A URL-ologist.

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[NSFW] What do you call a doctor with a prosthetic penis made of wood?

Hickory dickory Doc.

What Do You Call a Doctor Riding a Bike?

Doxycycline

What do you call a doctor who eats his vegetables?

A cannibal.

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What do you call a doctor that works on large lizard vaginas?

A dino-cologist

(OC) What do you call a doctor that works with Colons?

An English professor.

What do you call a doctor that finishes bottom of their class?

Doctor.

For major decisions always get a second opinion!

What do you call a doctor who drinks a lot of soda?

A fizz-ician (physician)

What do you call a doctor who is half-human, half-horse?

The Centaur for Disease Control and Prevention

What do you call a doctor with two black eyes?

A frequent flyer.

What do you call a doctor who's off today but might have to come in if it gets busy?

An on-call-ogist.

What do you call a doctor that helps you conform to standards?

A protocologist

What do you call a Doctor who says they’ll never share your personal medical information with others, but does?

A HIPAAcrite.

What do you call a doctor who studies tumors on an as-needed basis?

An oncallogist

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

What would you call a doctor on call?

Q: What do you call a doctor on call?
A: An oncologist

Sorry if this joke gave you cancer xD

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Dad Joke

Q: What do you call a doctor's testicles?

A: Medicine Balls

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