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Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?

A Flossiraptor

What do you call a dinosaur who is good with synonyms?

A tyrannathesaurus

What do you call a dinosaur backbone?

A Jurassic Thoracic.

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What do you call a dinosaur who walks in on you while you're having sex?

Oh-no-he-saurus

What do you call a dinosaur with a sore leg ?

A mylegissaurus!

What do you call a dinosaur with anxiety?

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Nervous Rex

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What do you call a dinosaur that works as a pornstar?

Rexy Roar

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What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a thumbtack ?

A megasoreass.

What do you call a dinosaur without gold?

A dinosr

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

What do you call a dinosaur that writes romance novels?

A Brontë-saurus.

What do you call a dinosaur that is large, immense, huge, collosal, gigantic, vast, enormous, titanic, massive and big?

A thesaurus.

What do you call a Dinosaur that wakes up early in the morning.

An AssCrackaDon.

What do you call a Dinosaur who contemplates the meaning of life?

A Philophosaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur that needs glasses?

A Douthinkhesaurus

What do you call a dinosaur that can travel anywhere on Earth?

All-Terrainnosaurus Rex

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What do you call a Dinosaur's cumshot?

A blast from the past....

What do you call a Dinosaur that's also a witch?

A Tyranosaurus-Hex.

What do you call a dinosaur that explodes?

Well I don’t know but the Dinomite.

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his own car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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What do you call a dinosaur who masturbates too much?

VelociFAPtor

What do you call a dinosaur that never skips chest day?

Tyranno-Sorest Pecs

...I’ll show myself out

What do you call a dinosaur who likes crossdressing?

Try Sarah’s Tops

What do you call a dinosaur with a negative attitude?

*a minusaur*

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What do you call a dinosaur with one eye ?

A dinosaur, what else would you call it, you sick fuck, what's wrong with you, making fun of the disabled?

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What do you call a dinosaur that uses hemorrhoid cream ?

Mega sore arse

What do you call a dinosaur that only eats the most delicious food?

A connoisaur

What do you call a dinosaur made out of glass?

A Py-rex

What do you call a dinosaur that just got done with a light workout?

A Kindasaur

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What do you call a dinosaur that can’t reach to masturbate

Rexually frustrated

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What do you call a dinosaur with explosive diarrhea?

A shitty-sore-ass.

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus!

Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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