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What Do You Call A Cow Jokes

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What do you call a cow...

...w/ no legs? Ground beef.

...w/ 1 leg? Stake.

...w/ 2 legs? Lean beef.

...w/ 3 legs? Tri-tip.

...w/ 4 legs? A cow, you dummy.

...w/ 4 legs in the air? High stakes.

...w/ 5 legs? Chernobull.

...w/ no hind legs? An udder drag.

...w/ a twitch? B...

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Yo momma.

What do you call a cow that's stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow who is severely mentally ill?

Udderly Insane.

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What do you call a cow after a couple shots of espresso?

Beef jerky.

What do you call a cow in high heels and tiara?

Dairy Queen

What do you call a cow that gets an abortion?

Decaffeinated

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What do you call a cow spying on another cow?

A steak out

What do you call a cow that gets sent to the slaughterhouse by accident?

Miss Steak

What do you call a cow with...

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef

What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak

What do you call a cow with no legs lying in a hole? Fil

What do you call a cow with no legs lying next to a hole? Dug

What d...

What do you call a cow with a stutter that makes chocolate milk?

Cacao

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What do you call a cow without legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow masturbating?

Beef stroganoff. (technically cows can't masturbate)

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

\-A **milkshake**

what do you call a cow that's recently given birth?

Decaffinated

What do you call a cow into BDSM?

What do you call a cow into BDSM? Whipped cream

What do you call a cow who's bratty on Christmas?

Ungulateful!

What do you call a cow that you sit on but it’s super painful?

A couch.

What do you call a cow who wears a burqha?

A Moo-slim

What do you call a cow that falls for anything ?

Gullibull

What do you call a cow’s fart?

Dairy air.

What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil?

A flat iron steak.

What do you call a cow with antlers?

A Moose.

(Credit to my 5 year old son. He makes dad so proud!)

What do you call a cow on stilts?

A high-steaks gambol

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