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What Do You Call A Chicken Jokes

A joke my 8-year old made up: What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark?

A chicken

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a-salad

What do you call a chicken rebellion?

a Coop d'etat

What do you call a chicken's sidewalk drawing?

A chalk-a-doodle-do!

(Credit: My 6 year old daughter who makes up jokes while we're driving. Proud parent moment, she is getting to be one of the best pun-slingers I know)

What do you call a chicken haunting your home?

A Poultrygeist.

What do you call a chicken with no legs?

A speedbump because it isn't crossing the road in time.

What do you call a chicken that is a ghost?

a poultrygeist


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What do you call a chicken in the North Pole?

>!Lost!<

What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and then crosses back again?

A dirty double-crosser.

What do you call a chicken in a dinghy full of tomato sauce, using carrots for oars, chasing a British Conservative fleeing Brexit?

Chicken Cacciatore

What do you call a chicken on rollerblades?

Poultry in motion.

Sorry, just thought of that. And...
I will not think anymore.

What do you call a chicken at a rave?

A party fowl!

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What do you call a chicken-flavored lollipop?

A: Cocksucker

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

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