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What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus?

An ambulance you racist.

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What do you call a black man that is hammered AF that is stumbling to his car from the bar?

An Uber so he can get home safely

What do you call a black guy with Parkinson's?

A chocolate shake.

What do you call a black guy who studies rocks?

a geologist, you racist!

What do you call a black dinosaur?

Tyronosaurus Rex

One of my black friends told me this, and I didn't know if I should laugh: What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded

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What do you call a black man being killed by the police?

A warning shot.

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What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

What do you call a black and white cow?

Moo-latto

What Do You Call A Black Male Prostitue?

5$ Foot Long

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What do you call a black man who has just paid off his house loan?

Mortgage Freeman.

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What do you call a black man driving a brand new Corvette?

A fortunate human being, you racist prick.

What do you call a black flying male cat?



Tom Crows....

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What do you call a black guy with one leg?

Whatever his name is, you racist piece of shit

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What do you call a black woman who has had 8 abortions?

A crime fighter.

What do you call a Black Panther themed condom?

A Wacondom.

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What do you call a black man and a Chinese man stuck in traffic?

Rush hour

What do you call a black fiance

A Beyonce

I'll see myself out

What do you call a black hat GitHub contributor?

An evil sourcerer

What do you call a black comedian?

A Laughrican American

What do you call a black person who sings well?

A vocal minority

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