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What Do You Call A Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

My 8 year old daughter told me this joke

What do you call a bear that likes to spend his summers at the north pole and his winters at the south?

a bi-polar bear.

What do you call a bear missing an ear?

A b

Q: What do you call a bear with three ears?

A: Bearearear

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear (yes i know my sense of humour is great)

What do you call a bear with four arms, four legs, and four sets of eyes?

An Octobear.

What do you call a bear that's lost an ear?

A b.

What do you call a bear that's lost both ears?

Anything you like, it can't hear you.

What do you call a bear who lives in the arctic and is attracted to both men and women?

A bi-polar bear

what do you call a bear with a scat fetish?

Winning the Poo

What do you call a bear with martial arts skills?

Grizz Lee.

^I'll ^see ^myself ^out.

What do you call a bear fighting another bear?

v. ursus

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What do you call a bear without teeth?

A gummy bear.

I know it's bad, but everyone deserves a good arsenal of dad jokes.

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A list of puns

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

What do you call a bear covered in a bunch of crows?

A grizzly murder

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

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