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what do u call a pig with 4 eyes

A piiiig.

What do u call a woman with only one leg (left) ?

Eileen Wright

What do u call it when a trumpet farts?

A toot !

What do u call a fish with a bow tie?

So*fish*ticated

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What do u call a teenager who doesn't masturbate

A liar.

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What do u call a constipated detective

No shit, Sherlock

What do u call a fat bee?

A chubee

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What do u call a black man that flies plane?

A pilot u racist bastard.

What do u call someone who has altered their nationality?

An alternative

What do u call an annoying zen master from Hungary?

Buddhapest

What do u call a cute portal?

"A door-able"

What do u call a Pegasus that is being sus

A megasus

what do u call a strong soup?

s0uperior

What do u call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

What do u call it when two frogs have a chat?

Ribiting conversation

what do u call a group of colonels ?

a cob .


(cuz its pronounced kernel in american )

no ? ok ..

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What do u call a dick with a lot of pride

Egotesticle

What do u call a Mongolian with a weak mindset?

Ghengis Khan't

What do u call a dead body in space?

A celestial body.

what do u call a can opener that doesn't work

a can't opener

What do u call a dandelion that used to be a rose?

A transplant

What do u call a book club that has been stuck on the same book forever?

Church

When u get to college u get the freshman15 - what do u call the weight u gain during quarantine?

The Covid-19

What do u call a delivery driver who doesnt like his job

FEDup

What do u call a knight who’s really sketchy?

Sir Spishus

What do u call a sad strawberry

A blueberry

What do u call 11 divers and a net?

A soccer team.

What do u call a Jamaican proctologist?

Poke'mon

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What do u call a nun In a wheel chair

Virgin mobile. XD

what do u call a turtle running on a 9V rechargeable battery?

Dura-Shell

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do u call 1 black guy being stalked quietly by two hundred white guys?

PGA Tour

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Cow Jokes

What do u call a cow with 4 legs? A cow

What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Tri-tip

What do u call a cow with 2 legs? Lean Meat

What do you call a cow with 1 leg? Steak

What do u call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

Where do you find a cow with no legs?
R...

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