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What do u call a woman with only one leg (left) ?

Eileen Wright

what do u call a pig with 4 eyes

A piiiig.

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What do u call a teenager who doesn't masturbate

A liar.

What do u call a fish with a bow tie?

So*fish*ticated

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What do u call a black man that flies plane?

A pilot u racist bastard.

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What do u call a constipated detective

No shit, Sherlock

What do u call a cute portal?

"A door-able"

What do u call a Pegasus that is being sus

A megasus

What do u call a book club that has been stuck on the same book forever?

Church

What do u call a fat bee?

A chubee

What do u call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

What do u call a Mongolian with a weak mindset?

Ghengis Khan't

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What do u call a dick with a lot of pride

Egotesticle

what do u call a strong soup?

s0uperior

what do u call a group of colonels ?

a cob .


(cuz its pronounced kernel in american )

no ? ok ..

What do u call a delivery driver who doesnt like his job

FEDup

What do u call a fat girls stalker?

A whale watcher

What do u call a dandelion that used to be a rose?

A transplant

What do u call a dead body in space?

A celestial body.

what do u call a can opener that doesn't work

a can't opener

What do u call a knight who’s really sketchy?

Sir Spishus

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

what do u call a turtle running on a 9V rechargeable battery?

Dura-Shell

What do u call a comedian scientifically?

A humor being!

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What do u call a nun In a wheel chair

Virgin mobile. XD

What do u call a sad strawberry

A blueberry

What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do u call a Jamaican proctologist?

Poke'mon

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