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What Did They Say Jokes

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What did they say to the first guy to pull off an April fools day prank?

Jesus! I thought you were dead!

What did they say about the bankrupt nymphomaniac?

He was always in the hole

What did they say about the artist who completed suicide by jumping off a building?

Well, at least they finally made an impact on the world.

What did they say about the guy who stole Michael Phelp's custom-ordered PC?

He had a swimmer's build.

What did they say about the couple who had the same shoe size?

They were sole mates

What did they say about the pegleg pirate after he died?

He left a great legacy.

What did they say about the guy that didn't like funerals?

He wasn't a mourning person

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Putin and Biden are wrapping up their discussion...

Putin says: "You know, Joe. I had this dream few days ago"

Biden: "Oh, what kind of dream?"

Putin: "I saw America, in flames. Nuclear warhead crater where Capitol used to be. New York leveled. Los Angeles covered in human ash. It was Glorious, Joe. I nearly teared up..."

Biden: ...

What did they say about the Swordsman’s outfit at the Met Gala?

That is was very Avant En Garde.

What did they say to the doctor that wanted to sew his own stitches?

"Suture self!"

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