What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
“Quack! Quack!”
What did the turkey say to the US president on Thanksgiving?
I beg your pardon.
A little old lady wants to buy a parrot.
So she goes to the local pet store and asks the shopkeeper if he has any parrots.
"Well I've just got this one right now but I have to warn you he used to belong to an old sailor and he's picked up some nasty words. Why don't you come back next week." He said.
"No that's quite alright...
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