UPJOKE

What did the horse say when he colasped?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy-up!

From "Good, Clean Jokes" May third.

What did the horse say about his mouthpiece?

I don't like this one bit

What did the horse say the first time they saw a zebra?

That horse has been to prison.

What did the horse say to the small jockey?

How you getting on?

What did the horse say to the snowman that lived nextdoor?

Hay Neigh Brr

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